underestimatedoswinfangirl: realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne: johnnydepps: iamjonwanker: yes mom he’s 49 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 47 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 30 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 34 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 36 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 37 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 41 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 31 but he’s...
theangelgabrieldidmyhair: The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
robertpattindone: look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
canibis: barackinaroundthechristmastree: i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul you must be a Weasley
Nature is busy creating absolutely unique individuals, whereas culture has...– Jiddu Krishnamurti (via showslow)
odgehog: sherlockedforwho: taintedhumor: this is my blogging face I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like I like how we all reblog this knowing that we have to physically stop everything to smile.
uhridan: the internet may argue about many things but we are all united in our shared trauma over the nina tucker episode of fullmetal alchemist